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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 ^Pro 19 days old

London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
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Acid Swimming for 2012 Olympics from tel1342 ^Pro 134 days old

[ ... ] in the 2012 Olympics - a "gruelling, limit-stressing" event known as Acid Swimming. Brian Jacks of the Olympic Committee explained that the event ...
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2012 Dogging Training Facility Opens! from tel1342 ^Pro 240 days old

The UK 2012 Olympics is closing fast and the UK Dogging Team's training facility has finally been completed so the search for "Team Members" begins. Dogging ...
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