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Monkey Gunned Down By Armed Police from tel1342 ^Pro 70 days old

Small children all over the UK and Animal activists all over the world were today mourning the sad loss of cute little chimpanzee Joey who was fatally ...
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- + humour
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Pop Diva Opens Animal Sanctuary! from tel1342 ^Pro 224 days old

[ ... ] many other animals, all born in captivity and cast off by circuses and zoos. DSS caught up with Cher at the grand opening of her “Maple Leaf ...
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- - news
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The Seal Cull Crisis! from tel1342 ^Pro 598 days old

[ ... ] confront the animals on their own turf. Casualty figures are expected to be high, especially amongst the seals. Guidelines stipulate that most ...
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- - news
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- + death
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