christmas
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Christmas now past. from tel1342 Pro 694 days old
He sat back on the sofa and watched as his son’s tore at the colorful paper that snuggly surrounded their gifts, wanting to savor this magical moment ...
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Hungover! from tel1342 Pro 698 days old
It was the day after Christmas and no one was up, I dreamed of some sleep and a hot coffee cup; when what to my bleary-red eyes should appear but a ...
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Santa Baby! from tel1342 Pro 701 days old
For Christmas I bought my Auntie A brand new wooden leg I didn’t have it specially made No I just got it off the peg You may say it’s not a nice gift Or ...
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Santa's Drunk! from tel1342 Pro 703 days old
It was the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both in bed, and my wife was on heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone ...
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The Night Before Christmas from tel1342 Pro 704 days old
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS ...
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Satan's Xmas from tel1342 Pro 705 days old
[ ... ] But you just can't trust humans they're all mental you see. And Santa remarked "I just don't know what's happened to the old Christmas spirit?"
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Christmas Spam from tel1342 Pro 705 days old
[ ... ] ten per cent. Do please keep this quiet, but let me know if you will be so chivalrous to help me to help both of us have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Look No "L" from tel1342 Pro 706 days old
You Will Have To Think About This * A famous writer once sent an unusual Christmas card to his friends. All it had printed on it was 25 letters of the ...
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An Xmas Ditty! from tel1342 Pro 706 days old
“Merry Christmas” is what I choose to say But other greetings are used for the day By one and all during the festive season And foreign languages ...
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Getting Ready for Christmas! from tel1342 Pro 707 days old
Look I've been getting ready for Christmas I'm revving up for the great day my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed 'cause I started my shopping ...
