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Sperm Flavoured Cocaine Seized! from tel1342 ^Pro 38 days old

London- Drug Squad Officers have arrested eight people after seizing over ten pounds of innovative sperm-flavour cocaine. Squad Superintendant George ...
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- cocaine
- + satire
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Kerry Katona Lands Top Government Job! from tel1342 ^Pro 95 days old

The Government in Colombia has decided to use Kerry Katona as a health warning. They plan to show what a mess you cam make of your life if you live ...
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- cocaine
- + medicine
- + comedy
- + humour
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 ^Pro 105 days old

[ ... ] happiness - Cocaine. For centuries, the Mayans chewed coca leaves for strength and vitality, and where are they today? Probably dead - but still ...
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- + humour
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