comedy + fun
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Male Date Rape Warning! from tel1342 Pro 4 hours old
United Kingdom: London – At a news conference this lunch time The Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis Sir Paul Stephenson QPM JP, warned all men ...
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Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. from tel1342 Pro 13 days old
An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The ...
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Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out ...
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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The Illness Debate Continues! from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
[ ... ] in their comedy-oversized designer sunglasses. Illness use among the young population of the UK is growing rapidly. It is estimated that ...
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Masked Raider Strikes Again. from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
The Masked Raider of Swansea, known locally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” and nationally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” yesterday spoke out against ...
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Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
[ ... ] fun factory. And that's no overstatement. Kris Kringle has been ambushed from all sides; a plight outsiders say could have been avoided with a ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
