comedy + music
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Jedward Arrested! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
London, City Airport - (Associated Mess): X-Factor Boy’s Act Jedwood have been arrested under the Dangerous and/or Offensive Hairdos Act 2008. A Metropolitan ...
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"I Did it For the 77 Virgins" from tel1342 Pro 15 days old
[ ... ] up the music business entirely. Over the last three decades, Stevens has become an elusive and private figure, however he did sing a duet with ...
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Elvis Alive-Breaking News! from tel1342 Pro 41 days old
Titusville, Crawford County, Pennsylvania, United States:A tall thin old man with long white hair, wearing a dark blue parka bedecked with rhinestones, ...
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Madonna Rushed to Hospital. from tel1342 Pro 42 days old
Pop Icon Madonna was whisked away from her London home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which ...
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Pop Icon Michael Jackson Come Back Tour Announced! from tel1342 Pro 62 days old
According to a member of the Jackson family who we only know as Janet and who asked us not to give out her name. Michael has allegedly been in talks ...
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Kerry Katona Lands Top Government Job! from tel1342 Pro 96 days old
The Government in Colombia has decided to use Kerry Katona as a health warning. They plan to show what a mess you cam make of your life if you live ...
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Amy Winehouse's Cocaine Dealers Appear In Court from tel1342 Pro 103 days old
An elderly couple from Blackpool has admitted supplying drugs to Amy Winehouse. The Drugs in question, called “ Go Loopy Juice”, are a silly combination ...
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Jacko Not So Thrilled! from tel1342 Pro 151 days old
Recently deceased POP icon Michael Jackson expressed disappointment over the reception granted to him by the host of angels responsible for interning ...
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Susan Boyle's Album Announced! from tel1342 Pro 176 days old
DSS where led to believe that Susan’s 1st Album would be entitled "Susan Boyle – All The “Rumours” Are True." And to be honest we prefer “"Rumours amidst ...
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The Night at the Opera from tel1342 Pro 627 days old
[ ... ] of the music. But even if you have the relative good fortune to see an opera by one of the clique composers -- Verdi, Rossini, or Puccini - - ...
