comedy + parody
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Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
When it comes to food stuffs I am obsessed with the tangy, creamy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Ecstasy in a Bowl," I like to call it. I have ...
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Sex Doll Stabbed! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
When Linda Bellingham ended a seven-year relationship with David Sadler of Southend a month ago, her reasons were only too familiar to most women who ...
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 Pro 105 days old
I have finally managed to get off caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made. I was a mess, all right, unable to start my morning without at least ...
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Steven Gerrard Re-Arrested from tel1342 Pro 121 days old
Liverpool Football Club Captain Calm Down la' Calm Down la, Gerrard was yesterday found not guilty of affray. The England star was cleared of unjustly ...
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Prime Minister On Suicide Watch! from tel1342 Pro 125 days old
The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been taken to The Portland Hospital amid fears that he may take his own life. His once close friend and ...
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Dear Dr John from tel1342 Pro 142 days old
Many readers of DSS may not realise it, but the founder of this blog i.e., me (i.e., the person writing this)-- is a certified doctor in Psychology! ...
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Sex Tonight Darling? from tel1342 Pro 145 days old
Last night I was getting into bed with my woman and once I had tactfully reminded her that it was the third Tuesday in a month with an 'U' in it, the ...
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SAS Ordered into Afghanistan from tel1342 Pro 146 days old
In its continuing efforts in the war against terrorism, the government has ordered around 300 soldiers from the SAS into Afghanistan. It has been widely ...
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 160 days old
Efforts by married couple Stuart and Ann Thomas to revitalise their marriage have been thwarted by the pair's incontrovertible ugliness, as revealed ...
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Al Qaeda Error! from tel1342 Pro 182 days old
There was shock and embarrassment for the Irish Special Forces last night after they mistakenly raided a home furnishings store in Cork. Highly trained ...
