comedy + politics
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
London – Westminster: A bill passed by Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock ...
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US Set to Invade Iran. from tel1342 Pro 11 days old
Tehran: 11/11/09:07:10 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded ...
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Germany Celebrates Reunification! from tel1342 Pro 13 days old
Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders ...
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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
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Alan Johnson Defends Prof Nutt Sacking! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
Home Secretary Alan Johnson says Prof David Nutt went against a "long established" government principle by telling the truth. Two members of the Advisory ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
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Global Warming-Cause Finally Identified! from tel1342 Pro 31 days old
Scientists at the University of Reykjavik claim they have solved the mystery of global warming. A team of forensic diabologists led by the Rev. Dr. ...
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UK Probe Probes Impact of Probes! from tel1342 Pro 32 days old
Recent probes into Footballers Wives, Church Sex and Corporate Finance Excess have sparked public demand for intrusive new probes into every orifice ...
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Someone Is Always Getting Screwed. from tel1342 Pro 32 days old
Ancient scripts discovered in Cyprus reveal that despite popular belief, prostitution is NOT the world's oldest profession. It seems that honour falls ...
