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The Seal Cull Crisis! from tel1342 ^Pro 599 days old

[ ... ] to death, but experts say that the animals are unlikely to favour either method of extermination. According to Professor D Blade, a seal ...
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Our Boy the Soldier from tel1342 ^Pro 617 days old

Our Boy the Soldier How great a man he must be To be joined in the fight to set another part of the world free. Our Boy the Soldier So very proud ...
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Get Involved ! Now! from tel1342 ^Pro 714 days old

It costs £35,000 to trap & kill each 'infected' badger, about £7 million a year! Stop DEFRA wasting lives and taxpayers money, get involved NOW! Look ...
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Peasants "Revolt" I say! from tel1342 ^Pro 725 days old

Under the relatively settled rule of the Norman Kings the county prospered. Then in 1348 the population of Kent was decimated by the plague, an infectious ...
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