death + jokes
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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Swine Flu Endemic-Monkey Pox Hits UK. from tel1342 Pro 39 days old
According to the latest NHS figures released this morning H1N1 infections rose by 32,000 new cases last week in the UK. Swine Flu (also called hog flu, ...
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Witch Burning Banned-Breaking News! from tel1342 Pro 43 days old
London-Trafalgar Square: There were violent angry scenes today when witch finders from all over the country descended on London to protest against parliament’s ...
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Monkey Gunned Down By Armed Police from tel1342 Pro 70 days old
Small children all over the UK and Animal activists all over the world were today mourning the sad loss of cute little chimpanzee Joey who was fatally ...
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New Pandemic to Hit Our Shores! from tel1342 Pro 119 days old
Swine Flu, Blue Tongue, Avian Flu, Foot & Mouth ,Verbal Diarrhoea, Potato Blight, Aids, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people ...
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What Was Michael Jackson? from tel1342 Pro 124 days old
The LA County Coroner and Scientists at the specialist LA Crime Laboratory have an even greater mystery on their hands now? What was Michael Jackson? ...
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Michael Jackson Not Impressed! from tel1342 Pro 137 days old
Top Medium Derek Acorah, best known for co presenting Most Haunted, broadcasting on Living, between 2002 and 2005. And currently presenting the series ...
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Michael Jacksons Real Mum Revealed! from tel1342 Pro 139 days old
Questions were asked today when Yoko Ono was seen entering the Forest Lawn Memorial Park in the Hollywood Hills. However DSS can exclusively reveal ...
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Jacko Not So Thrilled! from tel1342 Pro 150 days old
[ ... ] with the death of Jackson, the man responsible for hits like '"Thriller", "Pretty Young Thing", and the eerily prescient "Cardiac Arrest Is My Worst ...
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PM Gordon Brown Hails New Wonder Drug! from tel1342 Pro 158 days old
[ ... ] Moderate Death. Other major pharmaceutical companies are also scrambling to create universal solutions. Bayer is stepping up efforts to develop a ...
