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Lesbian Spectre Haunts Small UK Town! from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
Worksop, Nottinghamshire: A lesbian ghost has been spooking the small town of Worksop and the locals in the area have created a group to hunt down the ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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Swine Flu Endemic-Monkey Pox Hits UK. from tel1342 Pro 40 days old
According to the latest NHS figures released this morning H1N1 infections rose by 32,000 new cases last week in the UK. Swine Flu (also called hog flu, ...
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Gately Quits Boyzone To Join Lennon, Mercury, Hendrix, Marley, Holly, Elvis & Jacko! from tel1342 Pro 43 days old
Unfortunately Boyzone's Stephen Gately is deceased, alas no more, gone to meet his maker, the singer is dead. He has quit his mortal coil to join the ...
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Witch Burning Banned-Breaking News! from tel1342 Pro 44 days old
London-Trafalgar Square: There were violent angry scenes today when witch finders from all over the country descended on London to protest against parliament’s ...
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Monkey Gunned Down By Armed Police from tel1342 Pro 71 days old
Small children all over the UK and Animal activists all over the world were today mourning the sad loss of cute little chimpanzee Joey who was fatally ...
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New Pandemic to Hit Our Shores! from tel1342 Pro 119 days old
Swine Flu, Blue Tongue, Avian Flu, Foot & Mouth ,Verbal Diarrhoea, Potato Blight, Aids, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people ...
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What Was Michael Jackson? from tel1342 Pro 125 days old
The LA County Coroner and Scientists at the specialist LA Crime Laboratory have an even greater mystery on their hands now? What was Michael Jackson? ...
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Obama Denies He Is The Children’s Father! from tel1342 Pro 128 days old
President Obama has denied he is the father of the late singer’s two oldest children as far as he knows. President Obama’s former personal assistant ...
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Murdered-Jacko was Murdered! from tel1342 Pro 134 days old
Two weeks ago we all heard the breaking news, Michael Jackson is dead, the King of Pop is dead! However DSS can now, in what is a world exclusive, ...
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