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Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. from tel1342 Pro 13 days old
An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The ...
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Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out ...
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The Illness Debate Continues! from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
[ ... ] the fun aspect of drugs for kids, and so they looked for a new, more socially unacceptable way to waste their young lives. The conditions for ...
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US Flag Satanical? from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered ...
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Prince Harry to Command SAS. from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation ...
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Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
[ ... ] fun factory. And that's no overstatement. Kris Kringle has been ambushed from all sides; a plight outsiders say could have been avoided with a ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Osama Bin-Laden joins Masonic Lodge! from tel1342 Pro 22 days old
One time international terrorist and all-round bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with Worcestershire Society by joining the regional Masonic ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 23 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
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Fry Missing Again! from tel1342 Pro 24 days old
Stephen Fry, the quick witted butler in Jeeves and Wooster, and the 'Oxbridge educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling ...
