entertainment + life
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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
[ ... ] There's not much different between them. Except that Gabrio usually has a hammer in her hand." Life is said to continue in its usual fashion.
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Halloween Fancy Dress. from tel1342 Pro 45 days old
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband asks his wife to go to the local fancy dress shop and get ...
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Masturbation World Championships from tel1342 Pro 88 days old
Masturbation Championship’s 2009, Sponsored by “KY Jelly” The World Masturbation Championship 2009 will be held in the town of Sevenoaks, Kent, on ...
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Jesus Lives! from tel1342 Pro 100 days old
Canterbury, Kent, 2009 After many hours of searching, Canterbury Cathedral handy man Jesus Mathews has been confirmed as being alive and well. Mr Mathews, ...
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World's 1st Mr Average Discovered! from tel1342 Pro 104 days old
Scientists from Liverpool University claim to have discovered evidence of the world’s most average person, a creature previously thought to have been ...
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Obama Denies He Is The Children’s Father! from tel1342 Pro 128 days old
[ ... ] in my life!” Ken Ehrlich, producer of the tribute, said: "It was not planned. A lot of the show was not scripted. Music was laid out, but most of ...
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Teenagers To Have More Unhindered Fun! from tel1342 Pro 141 days old
[ ... ] whole life for the ability to have fun the way I want to. This is a dream come true”, replied Sharon Allbutt from Romford, Essex, when asked what ...
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Sex Tonight Darling? from tel1342 Pro 145 days old
Last night I was getting into bed with my woman and once I had tactfully reminded her that it was the third Tuesday in a month with an 'U' in it, the ...
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 161 days old
[ ... ] sex life. Instead of a newfound zeal for each other and increased romance, Stuart explained that the malaise of an a-sexual marriage has been ...
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Paedophiles Object! from tel1342 Pro 183 days old
All Paedophiles, Sex Slaves and free speech advocates everywhere were horrified to learn that Google, the Internet's most-used site, is shutting down ...
