entertainment + parody
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Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 Pro 35 days old
When it comes to food stuffs I am obsessed with the tangy, creamy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Ecstasy in a Bowl," I like to call it. I have ...
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 Pro 105 days old
I have finally managed to get off caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made. I was a mess, all right, unable to start my morning without at least ...
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Steven Gerrard Re-Arrested from tel1342 Pro 121 days old
Liverpool Football Club Captain Calm Down la' Calm Down la, Gerrard was yesterday found not guilty of affray. The England star was cleared of unjustly ...
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Prime Minister On Suicide Watch! from tel1342 Pro 125 days old
The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been taken to The Portland Hospital amid fears that he may take his own life. His once close friend and ...
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Murdered-Jacko was Murdered! from tel1342 Pro 133 days old
Two weeks ago we all heard the breaking news, Michael Jackson is dead, the King of Pop is dead! However DSS can now, in what is a world exclusive, ...
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Dear Dr John from tel1342 Pro 141 days old
Many readers of DSS may not realise it, but the founder of this blog i.e., me (i.e., the person writing this)-- is a certified doctor in Psychology! ...
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Sex Tonight Darling? from tel1342 Pro 145 days old
Last night I was getting into bed with my woman and once I had tactfully reminded her that it was the third Tuesday in a month with an 'U' in it, the ...
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 160 days old
Efforts by married couple Stuart and Ann Thomas to revitalise their marriage have been thwarted by the pair's incontrovertible ugliness, as revealed ...
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Iran Invasion Planned! from tel1342 Pro 161 days old
The government yesterday denied that Iran was "next on the list" of countries the Coalition intends to invade after it has finished in Iraq. "We have ...
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Bloody Immigrants! from tel1342 Pro 163 days old
The UK has recently been informed that Eastern Europeans are sneaking into the UK, picking tomatoes, working in factories, our pubs and hotels, founding ...
