entertainment + poems
-
Weather Blamed for Stupid Blog Entries! from tel1342 Pro 190 days old
[ ... ] and poems, medical professionals recommend a long period of rest, away from sources of possible idiocy. "If you're not feeling well due to the ...
-
Aspire! from tel1342 Pro 217 days old
Simply Driven I’LL not resign? NO, not me! It's something I could never be. I'll struggle, scratch, cajole and beg To raise that bar another peg, But ...
-
Billy The Worm from tel1342 Pro 427 days old
Billy the worm is the longest worm That anyone has ever seen His front end is long, his back end is long And he’s very long in between. When being ...
-
That Smile. from tel1342 Pro 627 days old
That smile is beautiful with all its charm Something to give but does no harm A smile is a frown only upside down It has a good feeling, just look ...
-
Texting Techno from tel1342 Pro 633 days old
It appears that a new dialect of English is emerging as a result of abbreviated words commonly used in text messages sent over mobile phones. While ...
-
Her from tel1342 Pro 635 days old
Her funny jokes make me laugh Her sense of style makes me smile when talking to me she make’s me blush I can't believe I care this much!
-
Brunch in Bed. from tel1342 Pro 676 days old
The day we first met, I only wanted love and did not care how it was spelt. I allowed you to bring your runners into bed, for better traction, I ...
-
All Box and No Cereal from tel1342 Pro 679 days old
Look we both know the opposite sex is grief's retail outlet And that you won't spit on my grave, in case something grows Having now taken that ...
-
Email Senile! from tel1342 Pro 683 days old
Sending the same email twice Emails are sent blank None of the emails are sent to the right person It makes you forward the mail back to the person ...
-
English is a Challenge! from tel1342 Pro 691 days old
Let us begin with box, and the plural is boxes; But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. However one fowl is goose, but two are called geese Yet ...
