entertainment + politics
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
London – Westminster: A bill passed by Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Prince Harry to Command SAS. from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 22 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
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Global Warming-Cause Finally Identified! from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
Scientists at the University of Reykjavik claim they have solved the mystery of global warming. A team of forensic diabologists led by the Rev. Dr. ...
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UK Probe Probes Impact of Probes! from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
Recent probes into Footballers Wives, Church Sex and Corporate Finance Excess have sparked public demand for intrusive new probes into every orifice ...
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Someone Is Always Getting Screwed. from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
Ancient scripts discovered in Cyprus reveal that despite popular belief, prostitution is NOT the world's oldest profession. It seems that honour falls ...
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BNP Find Key To Winning Christian Vote! from tel1342 Pro 42 days old
After years of struggling to get political acceptance, let alone social acceptance the BNP have somehow managed to get the UK evangelical vote. The ...
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Cameron Pledges to Introduce New Import Tax! from tel1342 Pro 47 days old
David Cameron Conservative Leader-Manchester: Today, there is one issue that looms larger than any other in British politics: the amount of government ...
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World First! Gordon Brown Tells The Truth from tel1342 Pro 65 days old
[ ... ] point of our politics is to exercise power for the good of the politicians". "My nation takes enormous pride in our alliance (Britain and ...
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Al-Megrahi Opens New Nightclub! from tel1342 Pro 90 days old
The Freed Lockerbie Terrorist has opened a Soho-style Pole Dancing Club-cum-Casino in the Libyan Presidential Palace in Tripoli, just days after doing ...
