entertainment + satire
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
London – Westminster: A bill passed by Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach ...
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Stolen Pregnancy Diaries Appear Online! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Kent: When four women from Bromley sat down to document their experiences of first-time pregnancy and childbirth, their instinct was to be as blunt ...
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Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit. from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
London: 31-year-old former glamour model, television personality and businesswoman Katie Price revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book ...
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Women are an Endangered Species! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
London: Professor Christopher Sheasby O.B.E, Principal Director of Public Health for the United Kingdom has placed women between the ages of 25 to 49 ...
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Katie Price Complains that Her Boobs are really Cold! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here! contestant and all round useless bitch (who we'd never even heard of prior to this because we don't read the Daily Star, ...
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Lesbian Spectre Haunts Small UK Town! from tel1342 Pro 5 days old
Worksop, Nottinghamshire: A lesbian ghost has been spooking the small town of Worksop and the locals in the area have created a group to hunt down the ...
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Susan Boyle Buys Nudist Resort! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
LA, California - The now brunette Gaelic rich girl Susan Boyle, has just announced that she has finally achieved her life-long dream. She has just ...
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MEN DO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
United Kingdom: According to a new study, young women speak more frequently and frankly about sex and sex-related subjects than men do. But this isn't ...
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Monogamy Study. from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
United Kingdom: London — According to a Department of Health study, monogamists who are married to more than one spouse at a time have a significantly ...
