entertainment + spoof
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Jedward Arrested! from tel1342 Pro 16 hours old
London, City Airport - (Associated Mess): X-Factor Boy’s Act Jedwood have been arrested under the Dangerous and/or Offensive Hairdos Act 2008. A Metropolitan ...
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JEDWARD and SUSAN BOYLE in Dispute Over New Album! from tel1342 Pro 20 hours old
London: After finally being voted off X-Factor, Jedward now find themselves embroiled in a row with Susan Boyle over a new album which both parties ...
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'Rogue Woman' By Katie Price Pulled From Shelves! from tel1342 Pro 22 hours old
Katie Price's latest book 'Rogue Woman' has been pulled from the shelves due to a large misprint error. It seems that the intended title was supposed ...
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
London – Westminster: A bill passed by Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach ...
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Stolen Pregnancy Diaries Appear Online! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Kent: When four women from Bromley sat down to document their experiences of first-time pregnancy and childbirth, their instinct was to be as blunt ...
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Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit. from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
London: 31-year-old former glamour model, television personality and businesswoman Katie Price revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book ...
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Women are an Endangered Species! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
London: Professor Christopher Sheasby O.B.E, Principal Director of Public Health for the United Kingdom has placed women between the ages of 25 to 49 ...
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Katie Price Complains that Her Boobs are really Cold! from tel1342 Pro 5 days old
I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here! contestant and all round useless bitch (who we'd never even heard of prior to this because we don't read the Daily Star, ...
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Lesbian Spectre Haunts Small UK Town! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Worksop, Nottinghamshire: A lesbian ghost has been spooking the small town of Worksop and the locals in the area have created a group to hunt down the ...
