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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, Siamese twin sisters Alecia and Gabrio Chinzano are to split up over an apparent illicit affair. Alecia ...
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Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out ...
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The Illness Debate Continues! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Once upon a time and not that long ago, the UK just had to worry about its raging drug problem. Now, there is a new social plague hitting our streets, ...
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US Flag Satanical? from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered ...
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Prince Harry to Command SAS. from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation ...
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Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
NORTH POLE (Bloomberg Report)-Prohibitive production problems and local labour loopholes have forced Old Nic’s little helpers to seek alternative budgetary ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 5 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Osama Bin-Laden joins Masonic Lodge! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
One time international terrorist and all-round bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with Worcestershire Society by joining the regional Masonic ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
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Fry Missing Again! from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
Stephen Fry, the quick witted butler in Jeeves and Wooster, and the 'Oxbridge educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling ...
