fantasy + humour
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JEDWARD and SUSAN BOYLE in Dispute Over New Album! from tel1342 Pro 20 hours old
London: After finally being voted off X-Factor, Jedward now find themselves embroiled in a row with Susan Boyle over a new album which both parties ...
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'Rogue Woman' By Katie Price Pulled From Shelves! from tel1342 Pro 22 hours old
Katie Price's latest book 'Rogue Woman' has been pulled from the shelves due to a large misprint error. It seems that the intended title was supposed ...
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"Katie Price has left the Jungle." from tel1342 Pro 23 hours old
Katie Price, aka Jordan and the ex-wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has left the jungle. The model had said she would not take part ...
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WAS THE MASSIAH GOD'S NEPHEW? from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
BREAKING NEWS:- SCANDAL ROCKS THE CHURCH! Cork, Ireland — In a major scandal that promises to rock both the Catholic and Anglican churches. The resignation ...
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Child Cruelty Case-Scotland from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Edinburgh – Scotland: A seven-year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday at the Edinburgh High Court, when he challenged a court ...
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Shagging Up-Marriage Down! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
United Kingdom: New figures released today show a remorseless dive in the numbers of UK marriages and a massive increase in the birth of babies outside ...
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
London – Westminster: A bill passed by Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock ...
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Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach ...
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Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit. from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
London: 31-year-old former glamour model, television personality and businesswoman Katie Price revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book ...
