fantasy + science
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Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock ...
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Flying Pig Spotted Over Scarborough! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
Approximately 200 people spotted a flying pig over Scarborough yesterday. The event occurred at around 13:30hrs and said pig continued to soar about ...
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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Alan Johnson Defends Prof Nutt Sacking! from tel1342 Pro 22 days old
Home Secretary Alan Johnson says Prof David Nutt went against a "long established" government principle by telling the truth. Two members of the Advisory ...
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New Anti Decay Chocolate Toothpaste to Be Launched from tel1342 Pro 48 days old
Thirty years of scientific research finally bore results today when Swiss confectioners announced they have come up with a novel way to enjoy chocolates, ...
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Common Cold Cure! from tel1342 Pro 51 days old
(UK London) – Premier front runner, David Cameron, today announced that, if he is elected, he will reveal the cure for the common cold. On the eve ...
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Glacier Mints Shrinking! from tel1342 Pro 63 days old
Research Scientists have discovered glacier mints are getting smaller. Fox's Glacier Mints have a history which dates back to 1918. The mints were developed ...
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New Low Carbon Transportation Measures Announced: A Greener Future from tel1342 Pro 97 days old
The British Government today announced a package of new measures designed to make the country more environmentally friendly. Government Ministers were ...
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Scientists Announce - Sunbathing Breakthrough from tel1342 Pro 118 days old
[ ... ] the world of science and Mother Commerce, as she turned it up to “Nice Tan!” We toured the rest of the lab in the meantime. There were some lovely ...
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Its Official Prayers Can Cure Cancer from tel1342 Pro 124 days old
Years of focussed research on the use of prayer to cure cancer have finally paid off, according to a new study released by scientists at John Moore’s ...
