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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 14 hours old
London – Westminster: A bill passed Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
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Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock ...
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Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach ...
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Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit. from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
London: 31-year-old former glamour model, television personality and businesswoman Katie Price revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book ...
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Women are an Endangered Species! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
London: Professor Christopher Sheasby O.B.E, Principal Director of Public Health for the United Kingdom has placed women between the ages of 25 to 49 ...
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Women's Medications Affecting fish! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
United Kingdom: Bristol - Some male fish in parts of the River Seven are developing female characteristics, possibly because they're being exposed to ...
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Katie Price Complains that Her Boobs are really Cold! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here! contestant and all round useless bitch (who we'd never even heard of prior to this because we don't read the Daily Star, ...
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Larger Condoms! French Claim. from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Strasbourg Reuters – The French have never been shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French ...
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British Told to Have Sex with the Norwegians! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
London: — Reacting to a new report claiming young people in Norway are less likely to get pregnant or carry sexually transmitted diseases than their ...
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Lesbian Spectre Haunts Small UK Town! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Worksop, Nottinghamshire: A lesbian ghost has been spooking the small town of Worksop and the locals in the area have created a group to hunt down the ...
