fun + music
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Elvis Alive-Breaking News! from tel1342 Pro 41 days old
Titusville, Crawford County, Pennsylvania, United States:A tall thin old man with long white hair, wearing a dark blue parka bedecked with rhinestones, ...
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Madonna Rushed to Hospital. from tel1342 Pro 42 days old
Pop Icon Madonna was whisked away from her London home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which ...
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Pop Icon Michael Jackson Come Back Tour Announced! from tel1342 Pro 62 days old
According to a member of the Jackson family who we only know as Janet and who asked us not to give out her name. Michael has allegedly been in talks ...
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Kerry Katona Lands Top Government Job! from tel1342 Pro 96 days old
The Government in Colombia has decided to use Kerry Katona as a health warning. They plan to show what a mess you cam make of your life if you live ...
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Amy Winehouse's Cocaine Dealers Appear In Court from tel1342 Pro 103 days old
An elderly couple from Blackpool has admitted supplying drugs to Amy Winehouse. The Drugs in question, called “ Go Loopy Juice”, are a silly combination ...
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Michael Jacksons Dad? from tel1342 Pro 146 days old
[ ... ] made fun of his nose and all of his Surgery. You made fun of his love for little boys. You made fun of the way he dressed and talked and acted. I ...
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Jacko Not So Thrilled! from tel1342 Pro 151 days old
Recently deceased POP icon Michael Jackson expressed disappointment over the reception granted to him by the host of angels responsible for interning ...
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Pop Diva Opens Animal Sanctuary! from tel1342 Pro 225 days old
At a this time of religious fellowship, rebirth and celebrating Jesus’ 2000 year old levitation and then total disappearance into clouds. It is therefor ...
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Can Only Get Better. from tel1342 Pro 575 days old
International music expert Craig Davids yesterday uncovered a sinister side to the lyrics used by Tony Blair in his 1997 election campaign. According ...
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Santa's Drunk! from tel1342 Pro 703 days old
It was the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both in bed, and my wife was on heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone ...
