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Masked Raider Strikes Again. from tel1342 Pro 17 days old
The Masked Raider of Swansea, known locally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” and nationally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” yesterday spoke out against ...
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Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
[ ... ] fun factory. And that's no overstatement. Kris Kringle has been ambushed from all sides; a plight outsiders say could have been avoided with a ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
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Osama Bin-Laden joins Masonic Lodge! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
One time international terrorist and all-round bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with Worcestershire Society by joining the regional Masonic ...
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Fry Missing Again! from tel1342 Pro 22 days old
Stephen Fry, the quick witted butler in Jeeves and Wooster, and the 'Oxbridge educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling ...
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Trick or Treat! from tel1342 Pro 22 days old
Reports are coming in from all over the UK of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces! Chief Superintendant Hal O'Ween said "I think these ...
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Masturbation to be Taught at all U.K. Schools. from tel1342 Pro 31 days old
Ed Balls MP, Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families announced today that masturbation, or wanking as it's known to most young boys, will ...
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Porno Speeds Up Innovation. from tel1342 Pro 34 days old
Pornography often gets bad publicity, but it is the insatiable desire of the British public for sexually-explicit entertainment that creates many of ...
