fun + parody
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Potato Salad Lust! from tel1342 Pro 35 days old
[ ... ] and I promised my GP that I would cut my carbs and get more green vegetables. But hey! Where's the fun in life if you can't cheat a little bit?
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Sex Doll Stabbed! from tel1342 Pro 36 days old
When Linda Bellingham ended a seven-year relationship with David Sadler of Southend a month ago, her reasons were only too familiar to most women who ...
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 Pro 105 days old
I have finally managed to get off caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made. I was a mess, all right, unable to start my morning without at least ...
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Steven Gerrard Re-Arrested from tel1342 Pro 121 days old
Liverpool Football Club Captain Calm Down la' Calm Down la, Gerrard was yesterday found not guilty of affray. The England star was cleared of unjustly ...
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Prime Minister On Suicide Watch! from tel1342 Pro 125 days old
The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been taken to The Portland Hospital amid fears that he may take his own life. His once close friend and ...
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Dear Dr John from tel1342 Pro 141 days old
Many readers of DSS may not realise it, but the founder of this blog i.e., me (i.e., the person writing this)-- is a certified doctor in Psychology! ...
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Sex Tonight Darling? from tel1342 Pro 145 days old
Last night I was getting into bed with my woman and once I had tactfully reminded her that it was the third Tuesday in a month with an 'U' in it, the ...
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 160 days old
[ ... ] wife attend, or having illicit relations with a mistress. "Saving my marriage might turn out to be a lot of fun," expressed an optimistic Stuart.
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Suicide Bombers Feeling The Pinch! from tel1342 Pro 174 days old
Suicide bombers have added their voice to the outcry for affordable security protection. As health, cars and life insurance premiums reach record-high ...
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McDonalds Orders Employees To Scold Fat Customers! from tel1342 Pro 183 days old
McDonalds latest attempt to fend off criticism and improve its image amongst a growing health-conscious public, has begun a new policy of fiercely scolding ...
