fun + satire
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Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. from tel1342 Pro 12 days old
An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The ...
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Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! from tel1342 Pro 16 days old
Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out ...
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 17 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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The Illness Debate Continues! from tel1342 Pro 17 days old
[ ... ] the fun aspect of drugs for kids, and so they looked for a new, more socially unacceptable way to waste their young lives. The conditions for ...
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US Flag Satanical? from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
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Alan Johnson Defends Prof Nutt Sacking! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
Home Secretary Alan Johnson says Prof David Nutt went against a "long established" government principle by telling the truth. Two members of the Advisory ...
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Osama Bin-Laden joins Masonic Lodge! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
One time international terrorist and all-round bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with Worcestershire Society by joining the regional Masonic ...
