funny + life
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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 16 days old
[ ... ] There's not much different between them. Except that Gabrio usually has a hammer in her hand." Life is said to continue in its usual fashion.
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 17 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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Halloween Fancy Dress. from tel1342 Pro 43 days old
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband asks his wife to go to the local fancy dress shop and get ...
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Masturbation World Championships from tel1342 Pro 86 days old
Masturbation Championship’s 2009, Sponsored by “KY Jelly” The World Masturbation Championship 2009 will be held in the town of Sevenoaks, Kent, on ...
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Jesus Lives! from tel1342 Pro 98 days old
Canterbury, Kent, 2009 After many hours of searching, Canterbury Cathedral handy man Jesus Mathews has been confirmed as being alive and well. Mr Mathews, ...
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World's 1st Mr Average Discovered! from tel1342 Pro 102 days old
Scientists from Liverpool University claim to have discovered evidence of the world’s most average person, a creature previously thought to have been ...
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Baby Born Naked! from tel1342 Pro 121 days old
If any more evidence of Britain's moral decay were needed, it came at 15:27 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at Raigmore Hospital, Inverness ...
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Obama Denies He Is The Children’s Father! from tel1342 Pro 126 days old
[ ... ] in my life!” Ken Ehrlich, producer of the tribute, said: "It was not planned. A lot of the show was not scripted. Music was laid out, but most of ...
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Teenagers To Have More Unhindered Fun! from tel1342 Pro 139 days old
[ ... ] whole life for the ability to have fun the way I want to. This is a dream come true”, replied Sharon Allbutt from Romford, Essex, when asked what ...
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Sex Tonight Darling? from tel1342 Pro 144 days old
Last night I was getting into bed with my woman and once I had tactfully reminded her that it was the third Tuesday in a month with an 'U' in it, the ...
