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Sex Toys To be Sold in Christian Book Stores. from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
London:UK: Queen of Pop Madonna held a press conference this morning to announce a new product line that she will market to Christian Book Stores and ...
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Pandemic Confirmed -Viraerusticus from tel1342 Pro 84 days old
Viraerusticus) more commonly referred to as “The Ginga Virus” which causes hair to turn red has today been confirmed as being rampant. The normal 3.751% ...
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Katie Price (Jordan) to Marry Bin Laden from tel1342 Pro 99 days old
Burka, Pakistan – Katie Price aka Jordan shocked fans and the media world today when she announced she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the ...
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Monogamy Is Torture! from tel1342 Pro 222 days old
A lady once said to me, “Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.” A lifetime of love and devotion versus a quick rock n roll ...
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The Ascension! from tel1342 Pro 227 days old
[ ... ] of his love. He has left us the love that does not fear death, as the way to peace and joy. “Even as I have loved you – he said to his disciples ...
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Swapping Partners a Nightmare Experience! from tel1342 Pro 281 days old
[ ... ] Making love to Sam used to feel like slowly tearing velvet. Recently it felt like stubbing a fag out. She slept on; blissfully unaware that she was ...
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Ouch! from tel1342 Pro 475 days old
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Pussy-Bathing from tel1342 Pro 488 days old
I raise the question do pussies really need to be bathed? Not always, in fact, most pussies only need to be bathed if they start to exude a foul smelling ...
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New Green Trainers from tel1342 Pro 508 days old
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UK Ban's Sex Toys! from tel1342 Pro 509 days old
[ ... ] is clear; the Colt 69 seems tailor made for a nation of chronic wankers who love their guns but are terrified of a 9 inch vibrating, plastic willy.
