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95% of Pricks are also Jerks! from tel1342 ^Pro 54 days old

Edinburgh, Scotland - Researchers at the University of Edinburgh now have compelling evidence linking two personality types: 'Pricks' and 'Jerks'. Previously, ...
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Billy The Worm from tel1342 ^Pro 427 days old

Billy the worm is the longest worm That anyone has ever seen His front end is long, his back end is long And he’s very long in between. When being ...
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More Deaths Required! from tel1342 ^Pro 315 days old

Residents of the sleepy but vibrant seaside town of Minehead have been wondering for the last six months just how many people have to die before the ...
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British Intelligence from tel1342 ^Pro 291 days old

Breaking News, shocking new research out today has revealed that around half of Britons are of below average intelligence. The research was carried ...
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