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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, Siamese twin sisters Alecia and Gabrio Chinzano are to split up over an apparent illicit affair. Alecia ...
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Flying Pig Spotted Over Scarborough! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Approximately 200 people spotted a flying pig over Scarborough yesterday. The event occurred at around 13:30hrs and said pig continued to soar about ...
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Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out ...
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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The Illness Debate Continues! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Once upon a time and not that long ago, the UK just had to worry about its raging drug problem. Now, there is a new social plague hitting our streets, ...
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Masked Raider Strikes Again. from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
The Masked Raider of Swansea, known locally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” and nationally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” yesterday spoke out against ...
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Prince Harry to Command SAS. from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation ...
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Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
NORTH POLE (Bloomberg Report)-Prohibitive production problems and local labour loopholes have forced Old Nic’s little helpers to seek alternative budgetary ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 5 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
