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PM Gordon Brown Hails New Wonder Drug! from tel1342 Pro 159 days old
Prime Minister Gordon Brown is praising a revolutionary new drug designed to treat 298 different diseases and conditions. "This medication will consolidate ...
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Prime Minister To Host Weekly TV Chat Show! from tel1342 Pro 201 days old
In an attempt to gain more public support the Prime Minister has decided to host a new ITV chat show called 'The Brown Stuff'. The show will be aired ...
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Iran Invasion Planned! from tel1342 Pro 162 days old
[ ... ] the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, in the Commons. "However, the Iranian government must look carefully at both the re-election of President ...
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Brown’s Emergency Hotline Call to Obama from tel1342 Pro 220 days old
Gordon Brown today put a finger to his nose, stuck out his tongue, blew a large raspberry, and shouted "Na na-na na na" down the UK-USA emergency hotline ...
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North Korea Launch Weapon of Mass Destruction! from tel1342 Pro 181 days old
[ ... ] so France walked out. Gordon Brown speaking at a hastily arranged news conference at No 10 said about the launch, doing his best to allay concerns ...
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Al-Megrahi Opens New Nightclub! from tel1342 Pro 91 days old
The Freed Lockerbie Terrorist has opened a Soho-style Pole Dancing Club-cum-Casino in the Libyan Presidential Palace in Tripoli, just days after doing ...
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Prime Minister On Suicide Watch! from tel1342 Pro 126 days old
The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been taken to The Portland Hospital amid fears that he may take his own life. His once close friend and ...
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Houses of Parliament Infested! from tel1342 Pro 122 days old
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) were called to the house commons this morning as security staff discovered over 500 ...
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Screwing Everyone! from tel1342 Pro 195 days old
Labour MPs, Front bench to Back were up in arms today after it was suggested that they were "screwing everyone". The claim was made by the shadow chancellor, ...
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Obesity Plan to End World Hunger! from tel1342 Pro 193 days old
Gordon Brown PM appeared on national television this afternoon to announce his radical plans for putting an end to world hunger. PM: "I know a lot ...
