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New Diet Plan Set to take the Nation by Storm. from tel1342 ^Pro 34 days old

A new weight loss plan is set to sweep the United Kingdom and it is endorsed by the Government and actually works, some experts are calling it the best ...
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Sex Doll Stabbed! from tel1342 ^Pro 37 days old

When Linda Bellingham ended a seven-year relationship with David Sadler of Southend a month ago, her reasons were only too familiar to most women who ...
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How Caring is Your Nurse? from tel1342 ^Pro 38 days old

[ ... ] the NHS. Health Secretary Andy Burnham said he wants the performance of every nursing team in every ward across England to be scored, with the ...
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Swine Flu-Sex Ban from tel1342 ^Pro 121 days old

London Mayor Boris Johnson has just announced a ban on sex in the capital for the duration of the swine flu pandemic, the capital has now been turned ...
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PMs Brain Found ? from tel1342 ^Pro 145 days old

In what UK scientists are describing as a landmark medical breakthrough, doctors have announced the discovery of Gordon Brown's cerebrum. The epoch-making ...
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