healthcare + satire
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I'm Inside The Queen! from tel1342 Pro 16 days old
A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society. Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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Masturbation to be Taught at all U.K. Schools. from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
Ed Balls MP, Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families announced today that masturbation, or wanking as it's known to most young boys, will ...
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Sex Doll Stabbed! from tel1342 Pro 37 days old
When Linda Bellingham ended a seven-year relationship with David Sadler of Southend a month ago, her reasons were only too familiar to most women who ...
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How Caring is Your Nurse? from tel1342 Pro 38 days old
Nursing Staff are to be assessed and rated according to the levels of empathy and care they give to patients under a new initiative to raise standards ...
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Elderly Given Right To Choose How They Are Killed! from tel1342 Pro 39 days old
LONDON—12:30 pm: Conservative Leader David Cameron held a nationally televised address this lunch time to "clarify any misunderstandings" about his ...
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Swine Flu Endemic-Monkey Pox Hits UK. from tel1342 Pro 40 days old
According to the latest NHS figures released this morning H1N1 infections rose by 32,000 new cases last week in the UK. Swine Flu (also called hog flu, ...
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Madonna Rushed to Hospital. from tel1342 Pro 42 days old
Pop Icon Madonna was whisked away from her London home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which ...
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Pussy Hygiene! from tel1342 Pro 43 days old
Q. Does your pussy really need to be bathed? A. No not always. In fact, most pussies only need to be bathed if they start to exude a foul smelling ...
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Fat Kids To Be Banned From School! from tel1342 Pro 48 days old
At the Conservative Party Conference this afternoon in Manchester, Michael Gove Shadow Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families announced ...
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