healthcare
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Murdered-Jacko was Murdered! from tel1342 Pro 134 days old
Two weeks ago we all heard the breaking news, Michael Jackson is dead, the King of Pop is dead! However DSS can now, in what is a world exclusive, ...
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Studies Confirm Fat People Are Not As Healthy As Fit People from tel1342 Pro 148 days old
Senior Medical Professor Thomas Svensen of The London Clinic said that, “this is one of the most unbelievable findings in medical history” the Professor ...
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Vegetable Sex to be Banned! from tel1342 Pro 94 days old
In a serious attempt bid to stem the rising tide of hospital admissions among young women here in the UK, The British Government today announced its ...
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Bomb Squad Called to Liverpool Restaurant from tel1342 Pro 54 days old
999-Police and Firefighters were called to the Thai Village Restaurant, Bold Street, Liverpool, to defuse a really hot chilli dish prepared by chefs. ...
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How Caring is Your Nurse? from tel1342 Pro 38 days old
Nursing Staff are to be assessed and rated according to the levels of empathy and care they give to patients under a new initiative to raise standards ...
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McDonalds Launch Diet McNuggets! from tel1342 Pro 53 days old
In response to a series of articles linking fast food to the UK’s rapidly increasing obesity epidemic, McDonald's, the world's largest fast food chain, ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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PM Gordon Brown Hails New Wonder Drug! from tel1342 Pro 159 days old
Prime Minister Gordon Brown is praising a revolutionary new drug designed to treat 298 different diseases and conditions. "This medication will consolidate ...
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Swine Flu Cull Announced! from tel1342 Pro 210 days old
The British Government has commenced contingency plans to cull all animal life in Britain following the confirmation of 2 cases of Swine Flu in Scotland ...
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Its Official Prayers Can Cure Cancer from tel1342 Pro 124 days old
Years of focussed research on the use of prayer to cure cancer have finally paid off, according to a new study released by scientists at John Moore’s ...
