humor + jokes
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Orange Fruit Juice Causes FLU Shock! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
United Kingdom – Oxford – A Scientific report released today by UK Scientists contains startling new information in reference to orange juice and the ...
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Susan Boyle Buys Nudist Resort! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
LA, California - The now brunette Gaelic rich girl Susan Boyle, has just announced that she has finally achieved her life-long dream. She has just ...
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MEN DO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
United Kingdom: According to a new study, young women speak more frequently and frankly about sex and sex-related subjects than men do. But this isn't ...
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Monogamy Study. from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
United Kingdom: London — According to a Department of Health study, monogamists who are married to more than one spouse at a time have a significantly ...
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Safe Sex - All Condoms to be labelled with the Correct Size! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE: United Kingdom – New Drug labelling laws will soon require that all U.K. Condom manufacturers use more accurate size labelling for ...
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Belfast Woman With the World’s Largest Vagina Loses Bicycle! from tel1342 Pro 9 days old
Northern Ireland: Belfast - Bridgette O’Flaherty is looking for her bicycle. The bike in question, a £1,000 Raleigh Express model, strangely vanished ...
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Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. from tel1342 Pro 12 days old
An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The ...
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Phone Sex-Error! from tel1342 Pro 12 days old
Terry Thomas, an unemployed milkman from Tonbridge, Kent, who dialled a Phone Sex line by mistake while attempting to call the Samaritans suicide helpline, ...
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Germany Celebrates Reunification! from tel1342 Pro 13 days old
Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders ...
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I'm Inside The Queen! from tel1342 Pro 14 days old
A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society. Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, ...
