humor + news
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Germany Celebrates Reunification! from tel1342 Pro 14 days old
Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders ...
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I'm Inside The Queen! from tel1342 Pro 15 days old
A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society. Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, ...
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Masked Raider Strikes Again. from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
The Masked Raider of Swansea, known locally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” and nationally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” yesterday spoke out against ...
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Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
NORTH POLE (Bloomberg Report)-Prohibitive production problems and local labour loopholes have forced Old Nic’s little helpers to seek alternative budgetary ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Fry Missing Again! from tel1342 Pro 23 days old
Stephen Fry, the quick witted butler in Jeeves and Wooster, and the 'Oxbridge educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling ...
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Elderly Sex Research from tel1342 Pro 80 days old
Recent research published this morning in “Libido Magazine” states that People in the over 60s age group are now more sexually active than their younger ...
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Pandemic Confirmed -Viraerusticus from tel1342 Pro 84 days old
[ ... ] news conference this morning the Secretary of State for Health the Rt. Hon Alan Johnson MP. Stated that there is no need for panic, “after ...
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Amy Winehouse's Cocaine Dealers Appear In Court from tel1342 Pro 103 days old
An elderly couple from Blackpool has admitted supplying drugs to Amy Winehouse. The Drugs in question, called “ Go Loopy Juice”, are a silly combination ...
