humor + parody
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Kicking The Habit! from tel1342 Pro 105 days old
I have finally managed to get off caffeine, arguably the worst drug man ever made. I was a mess, all right, unable to start my morning without at least ...
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Prime Minister On Suicide Watch! from tel1342 Pro 125 days old
The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been taken to The Portland Hospital amid fears that he may take his own life. His once close friend and ...
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SAS Ordered into Afghanistan from tel1342 Pro 146 days old
In its continuing efforts in the war against terrorism, the government has ordered around 300 soldiers from the SAS into Afghanistan. It has been widely ...
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 160 days old
Efforts by married couple Stuart and Ann Thomas to revitalise their marriage have been thwarted by the pair's incontrovertible ugliness, as revealed ...
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Al Qaeda Error! from tel1342 Pro 182 days old
There was shock and embarrassment for the Irish Special Forces last night after they mistakenly raided a home furnishings store in Cork. Highly trained ...
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McDonalds Orders Employees To Scold Fat Customers! from tel1342 Pro 183 days old
McDonalds latest attempt to fend off criticism and improve its image amongst a growing health-conscious public, has begun a new policy of fiercely scolding ...
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Love of Masturbation Rekindled! from tel1342 Pro 193 days old
Jason Koumas from Dover Kent was left with no Internet access for a whole week. After a major electrical power surge damaged his hard drive. Isle of ...
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Work interfering With the Internet! from tel1342 Pro 196 days old
A recent study conducted from offices around the United Kingdom reveal that over 25% of workers say their daily usage of the internet at work has been ...
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Prime Minister To Host Weekly TV Chat Show! from tel1342 Pro 201 days old
In an attempt to gain more public support the Prime Minister has decided to host a new ITV chat show called 'The Brown Stuff'. The show will be aired ...
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The Night at the Opera from tel1342 Pro 627 days old
There will inevitably come a day believe me, when some misanthrope, posing as a friend, drags you to The Opera. Don't panic unless Wagner composed ...
