humor + politics
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US Set to Invade Iran. from tel1342 Pro 11 days old
Tehran: 11/11/09:07:10 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded ...
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Germany Celebrates Reunification! from tel1342 Pro 13 days old
Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders ...
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Prince Harry to Command SAS. from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
Whitehall – London: In a press conference today arranged at the UK Ministry of Defence, Brigadier General Sir Spencer Cameron confirmed growing speculation ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
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UK Probe Probes Impact of Probes! from tel1342 Pro 32 days old
Recent probes into Footballers Wives, Church Sex and Corporate Finance Excess have sparked public demand for intrusive new probes into every orifice ...
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Someone Is Always Getting Screwed. from tel1342 Pro 32 days old
Ancient scripts discovered in Cyprus reveal that despite popular belief, prostitution is NOT the world's oldest profession. It seems that honour falls ...
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New Diet Plan Set to take the Nation by Storm. from tel1342 Pro 32 days old
A new weight loss plan is set to sweep the United Kingdom and it is endorsed by the Government and actually works, some experts are calling it the best ...
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New Low Carbon Transportation Measures Announced: A Greener Future from tel1342 Pro 95 days old
The British Government today announced a package of new measures designed to make the country more environmentally friendly. Government Ministers were ...
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Swine Flu-Sex Ban from tel1342 Pro 119 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson has just announced a ban on sex in the capital for the duration of the swine flu pandemic, the capital has now been turned ...
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Prime Minister On Suicide Watch! from tel1342 Pro 124 days old
The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been taken to The Portland Hospital amid fears that he may take his own life. His once close friend and ...
