humour + poetry
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Who Killed MJ? from tel1342 Pro 145 days old
"Who killed MJ?" "I," said the Doctor, "From my needle he got that last Demerol shot. "I killed MJ.” "Who saw him die?" "I," said TMZ, "Well, it either ...
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Aspire! from tel1342 Pro 217 days old
Simply Driven I’LL not resign? NO, not me! It's something I could never be. I'll struggle, scratch, cajole and beg To raise that bar another peg, But ...
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Vivere disce, cogita mori ! from tel1342 Pro 261 days old
[ ... ] Medieval Poetry): “Imparibus meritis, pendent tria corpora ramis, Dismas et Gesmas, media est divina potestas. Gestas damnatur, Dismas ad astra ...
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Price of Fuel. from tel1342 Pro 570 days old
This Government is in a dilemma And now it’s up to Mr Brown To avoid anymore blockades By bringing the petrol price down. But he won’t, it’s not in ...
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The Night at the Opera from tel1342 Pro 627 days old
There will inevitably come a day believe me, when some misanthrope, posing as a friend, drags you to The Opera. Don't panic unless Wagner composed ...
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Texting Techno from tel1342 Pro 633 days old
It appears that a new dialect of English is emerging as a result of abbreviated words commonly used in text messages sent over mobile phones. While ...
