humour + religion
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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BNP Find Key To Winning Christian Vote! from tel1342 Pro 43 days old
After years of struggling to get political acceptance, let alone social acceptance the BNP have somehow managed to get the UK evangelical vote. The ...
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Jesus Lives! from tel1342 Pro 100 days old
Canterbury, Kent, 2009 After many hours of searching, Canterbury Cathedral handy man Jesus Mathews has been confirmed as being alive and well. Mr Mathews, ...
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Anti-Christ To Challenge God from tel1342 Pro 121 days old
Shocking News emanating out of Balham, South London a man calling himself the Anti-Christ has announced that he will have a duel with God. Judas Chariot ...
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Its Official Prayers Can Cure Cancer from tel1342 Pro 124 days old
[ ... ] the one true religion. Also, the 23rd Psalm isn't in it so you might want to stop that one," commented Dr.Mathew Magdalene. "This research ...
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Female Suicide Bombers Should Surely Demand Equality? from tel1342 Pro 155 days old
A female suicide bomber detonated a vest filled with explosives at a university in Baghdad yesterday, killing more than 40 people. This got me to considering, ...
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Griffin a Satanist! from tel1342 Pro 167 days old
DSS Exclusive: BNP Euro MP Mr Nick Griffin, once a regular Church goer and devout Christian, has sensationally admitted to DSS that he has turned his ...
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Vivere disce, cogita mori ! from tel1342 Pro 262 days old
I saw this amusing phrase of "Latin" recently. “Imperiequeritis, tria pendent corpora ramis dis meus et gestas in media et divina potestas dimeas clanator ...
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Prince Harry! from tel1342 Pro 498 days old
A bloke not remotely connected with the Palace, but who once made the mistake of sleeping with Camilla Parker-Bowles, told DSS, that Prince Harry will ...
