humour
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US Flag Satanical? from tel1342 Pro 11 hours old
A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered ...
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Santa Claus Forced To Outsource! from tel1342 Pro 16 hours old
NORTH POLE (Bloomberg Report)-Prohibitive production problems and local labour loopholes have forced Old Nic’s little helpers to seek alternative budgetary ...
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Life Guard found Dead in Bath Tub. from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Swansea: South Wales: - In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Broderick Griffiths, a 33 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Projectile Vomiting New Olympic Event 2012! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced that the British Olympic Committee for 2012 have introduced Projectile Vomiting as an Olympic event. "It ...
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Alan Johnson Defends Prof Nutt Sacking! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Home Secretary Alan Johnson says Prof David Nutt went against a "long established" government principle by telling the truth. Two members of the Advisory ...
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Osama Bin-Laden joins Masonic Lodge! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
One time international terrorist and all-round bad boy, "Ossybin" has now fully integrated with Worcestershire Society by joining the regional Masonic ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
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Fry Missing Again! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Stephen Fry, the quick witted butler in Jeeves and Wooster, and the 'Oxbridge educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling ...
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Trick or Treat! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
Reports are coming in from all over the UK of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces! Chief Superintendant Hal O'Ween said "I think these ...
