humour
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Murdered-Jacko was Murdered! from tel1342 Pro 134 days old
Two weeks ago we all heard the breaking news, Michael Jackson is dead, the King of Pop is dead! However DSS can now, in what is a world exclusive, ...
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Bird Flu-Endemic Alert! from tel1342 Pro 321 days old
In a stark warning to the UK people, the Press Complaints Commission's Director of Issuing Warnings today warned of the many warnings about bird flu ...
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Sexual Positions By Casanova from tel1342 Pro 255 days old
I have been reading Casanova's memoirs (in case you haven't done so) they might seem to be simply a sexual manual. The book however covers other matters ...
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Larger Condoms! French Claim. from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Strasbourg Reuters – The French have never been shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French ...
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BNP Election Manifesto Launched! from tel1342 Pro 215 days old
The Right Wing British National Party has today just launched its election manifesto for the coming elections, promising the abolition of all ethnic ...
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"Katie Price has left the Jungle." from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Katie Price, aka Jordan and the ex-wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has left the jungle. The model had said she would not take part ...
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Mr P Nis is Sacked! from tel1342 Pro 561 days old
Dear Sir, We regret to inform you that as of this morning, your client's employment with our company has been terminated on the grounds of disloyalty, ...
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Global Warming-Cause Finally Identified! from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
Scientists at the University of Reykjavik claim they have solved the mystery of global warming. A team of forensic diabologists led by the Rev. Dr. ...
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UK Repels Zombie Attack! from tel1342 Pro 9 days old
London: Balham: – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key ministers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Gordon Brown ...
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Hot Sex with Ugly Wife! from tel1342 Pro 161 days old
Efforts by married couple Stuart and Ann Thomas to revitalise their marriage have been thwarted by the pair's incontrovertible ugliness, as revealed ...
