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Woman With Two Vaginas. from tel1342 ^Pro 9 days old

A Scottish woman of 28 yrs, Miss Morag Mc Doublechuff who has "two vaginas" appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show yesterday causing a sensation. When asked ...
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Halloween Fancy Dress. from tel1342 ^Pro 43 days old

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband asks his wife to go to the local fancy dress shop and get ...
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Susan Boyle Helps Fight Terrorism from tel1342 ^Pro 156 days old

Sir John was speaking at Mansion House this afternoon: Best Quote: "Susan Boyle has done wonders for the fight against terrorism, now that all Muslims ...
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2009 is Labours Best Year Yet! from tel1342 ^Pro 169 days old

"Listening to Prime minister Gordon Browns speech this evening as he announced his commitment to seeing the job done I can’t help but think “Dead Man ...
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Blair Arrested-Breaking News from tel1342 ^Pro 591 days old

The Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) made its first arrest this morning, after identifying Ex Prime Minister Tony Blair as the 'Mr Big' responsible ...
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