jokes + life
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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 18 days old
[ ... ] There's not much different between them. Except that Gabrio usually has a hammer in her hand." Life is said to continue in its usual fashion.
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 19 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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95% of Pricks are also Jerks! from tel1342 Pro 55 days old
Edinburgh, Scotland - Researchers at the University of Edinburgh now have compelling evidence linking two personality types: 'Pricks' and 'Jerks'. Previously, ...
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Masturbation World Championships from tel1342 Pro 88 days old
Masturbation Championship’s 2009, Sponsored by “KY Jelly” The World Masturbation Championship 2009 will be held in the town of Sevenoaks, Kent, on ...
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Jesus Lives! from tel1342 Pro 100 days old
Canterbury, Kent, 2009 After many hours of searching, Canterbury Cathedral handy man Jesus Mathews has been confirmed as being alive and well. Mr Mathews, ...
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World's 1st Mr Average Discovered! from tel1342 Pro 104 days old
Scientists from Liverpool University claim to have discovered evidence of the world’s most average person, a creature previously thought to have been ...
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Teenagers To Have More Unhindered Fun! from tel1342 Pro 141 days old
[ ... ] whole life for the ability to have fun the way I want to. This is a dream come true”, replied Sharon Allbutt from Romford, Essex, when asked what ...
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Jacko Not So Thrilled! from tel1342 Pro 151 days old
Recently deceased POP icon Michael Jackson expressed disappointment over the reception granted to him by the host of angels responsible for interning ...
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Anorexic Cured! from tel1342 Pro 199 days old
Lucy Hamilton from Sandhurst Kent, a 22 year-old who has been struggling with the eating disorder anorexia for four years now, was relieved to hear, ...
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Blonde Mortician! from tel1342 Pro 494 days old
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's ...
