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A Tale of Insectiality from tel1342 ^Pro 89 days old

Somewhere just off the outskirts of Charring in Kent a scientist was following his dreams. Kevin, by name, was considered a quack by at least half the ...
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Sex Education Linked To Violence from tel1342 ^Pro 102 days old

Hastings, East Sussex: Sixth Form Student Adam Chance is one angry 17 year old; in fact he's stark raving mad. His fits of rage have landed him in the ...
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2012 Dogging Training Facility Opens! from tel1342 ^Pro 242 days old

The UK 2012 Olympics is closing fast and the UK Dogging Team's training facility has finally been completed so the search for "Team Members" begins. Dogging ...
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Lipstick on the Mirror from tel1342 ^Pro 601 days old

This morning according to a radio report, a senior school in Kent was faced with a bit of a problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick ...
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