jokes + spoof
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Male Date Rape Warning! from tel1342 Pro 6 hours old
United Kingdom: London – At a news conference this lunch time The Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis Sir Paul Stephenson QPM JP, warned all men ...
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Having a Happy Marriage No Longer Viable! from tel1342 Pro 8 hours old
London: Westminster - A Government report released this morning, says that staying happy whilst married is no longer a viable proposition, with many ...
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Jedward Jet Towards The Jungle! from tel1342 Pro 9 hours old
Following the predictable departure of Katie Price from 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! An announcement is expected later today that Irish twins ...
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Katie Price Dumps Alex for Pete! from tel1342 Pro 10 hours old
Australia: - Brisbane: “Jordan” aka Katie Price walked out on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here” and then proceeded to dump her Cage fighter boyfriend, ...
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Jedward Arrested! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
London, City Airport - (Associated Mess): X-Factor Boy’s Act Jedwood have been arrested under the Dangerous and/or Offensive Hairdos Act 2008. A Metropolitan ...
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JEDWARD and SUSAN BOYLE in Dispute Over New Album! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
London: After finally being voted off X-Factor, Jedward now find themselves embroiled in a row with Susan Boyle over a new album which both parties ...
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'Rogue Woman' By Katie Price Pulled From Shelves! from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Katie Price's latest book 'Rogue Woman' has been pulled from the shelves due to a large misprint error. It seems that the intended title was supposed ...
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"Katie Price has left the Jungle." from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Katie Price, aka Jordan and the ex-wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has left the jungle. The model had said she would not take part ...
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Child Cruelty Case-Scotland from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Edinburgh – Scotland: A seven-year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday at the Edinburgh High Court, when he challenged a court ...
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No Sex-Were British! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
London – Westminster: A bill passed by Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the ...
