jokes
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Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The ...
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Phone Sex-Error! from tel1342 Pro 2 days old
Terry Thomas, an unemployed milkman from Tonbridge, Kent, who dialled a Phone Sex line by mistake while attempting to call the Samaritans suicide helpline, ...
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Germany Celebrates Reunification! from tel1342 Pro 3 days old
Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders ...
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I'm Inside The Queen! from tel1342 Pro 4 days old
A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society. Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, ...
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Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, Siamese twin sisters Alecia and Gabrio Chinzano are to split up over an apparent illicit affair. Alecia ...
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Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out ...
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New Nostradamus Predictions Found! from tel1342 Pro 6 days old
Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in ...
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The Illness Debate Continues! from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
Once upon a time and not that long ago, the UK just had to worry about its raging drug problem. Now, there is a new social plague hitting our streets, ...
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Masked Raider Strikes Again. from tel1342 Pro 7 days old
The Masked Raider of Swansea, known locally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” and nationally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” yesterday spoke out against ...
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US Flag Satanical? from tel1342 Pro 8 days old
A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered ...
