jokes
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"Katie Price has left the Jungle." from tel1342 Pro 1 day old
Katie Price, aka Jordan and the ex-wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has left the jungle. The model had said she would not take part ...
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Mr P Nis is Sacked! from tel1342 Pro 561 days old
Dear Sir, We regret to inform you that as of this morning, your client's employment with our company has been terminated on the grounds of disloyalty, ...
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Global Warming-Cause Finally Identified! from tel1342 Pro 33 days old
Scientists at the University of Reykjavik claim they have solved the mystery of global warming. A team of forensic diabologists led by the Rev. Dr. ...
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UK Repels Zombie Attack! from tel1342 Pro 9 days old
London: Balham: – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key ministers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Gordon Brown ...
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Vegetable Sex to be Banned! from tel1342 Pro 94 days old
In a serious attempt bid to stem the rising tide of hospital admissions among young women here in the UK, The British Government today announced its ...
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 21 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. from tel1342 Pro 13 days old
An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The ...
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Royal Air Force Allows Halloween Sex Orgy! from tel1342 Pro 49 days old
A major row erupted earlier this week when Flight Lieutenant Jesse Mountjoy was granted permission to carry out a Pagan Halloween ritual at her base ...
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New Diet Plan Set to take the Nation by Storm. from tel1342 Pro 34 days old
A new weight loss plan is set to sweep the United Kingdom and it is endorsed by the Government and actually works, some experts are calling it the best ...
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Afghan "Leader" Hamid Karzai bans The Dead Synapses Society! from tel1342 Pro 23 days old
Afghanistan’s Unpopular b*stard, puppet-President Hamid Karzai, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime ...
