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Katie Price Complains that Her Boobs are really Cold! from tel1342 ^Pro 5 days old

I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here! contestant and all round useless bitch (who we'd never even heard of prior to this because we don't read the Daily Star, ...
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Peter Andre in Jordan Rant! from tel1342 ^Pro 95 days old

[ ... ] fury about Jordan’s behaviour. "I find the whole issue deeply upsetting, scandalous and Jordan is in a unique position to sort out this whole ...
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Katie Price (Jordan) to Marry Bin Laden from tel1342 ^Pro 98 days old

Burka, Pakistan – Katie Price aka Jordan shocked fans and the media world today when she announced she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the ...
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