joy + news
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C of E to Reinstate Blood Sacrifice! from tel1342 Pro 20 days old
The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams is the 104th Archbishop of Canterbury. This morning speaking at the General Synod Meeting ...
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Fry Missing Again! from tel1342 Pro 23 days old
Stephen Fry, the quick witted butler in Jeeves and Wooster, and the 'Oxbridge educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling ...
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Trick or Treat! from tel1342 Pro 23 days old
Reports are coming in from all over the UK of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces! Chief Superintendant Hal O'Ween said "I think these ...
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Elderly Given Right To Choose How They Are Killed! from tel1342 Pro 38 days old
LONDON—12:30 pm: Conservative Leader David Cameron held a nationally televised address this lunch time to "clarify any misunderstandings" about his ...
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Pussy Hygiene! from tel1342 Pro 42 days old
Q. Does your pussy really need to be bathed? A. No not always. In fact, most pussies only need to be bathed if they start to exude a foul smelling ...
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Sky News Causes Widespread Panic. from tel1342 Pro 43 days old
Thousands of people were last night sent into a state of blind panic after Sky News broadcasted clips of a simulated terrorist attack on London. The ...
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Drunken Pilots make Safer Pilots! from tel1342 Pro 44 days old
Research results released this week by the Department of Health, reveals that pilots actually do a better job when drinking on the job or immediately ...
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Blue Frogs Destroy Birmingham! from tel1342 Pro 45 days old
Ferocious, Vicious, fighting, blue frogs have today destroyed much of Birmingham town centre, leaving the streets empty and strewn with the devastation ...
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Dog Arrested on Sex Charges! from tel1342 Pro 45 days old
[ ... ] of painful rabies shots. In other news, pop icon Madonna has contacted Kent Police and is applying to become a foster parent to the Great Dane.
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Royal Air Force Allows Halloween Sex Orgy! from tel1342 Pro 48 days old
A major row erupted earlier this week when Flight Lieutenant Jesse Mountjoy was granted permission to carry out a Pagan Halloween ritual at her base ...
